Total Medals Earned: 2,411 (From 293 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,300 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/20 points)
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Medals Earned: 6/7 (290/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Medals Earned: 16/18 (340/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Enter random pirate quote here...
Successfully find The Winnfield
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.